What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What does it feel like wearing tights?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How should one respond to compliments such as "You are so special" and "I'm lucky to have met you" from a guy?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.